Did you seriously believe you were going to meet someone here who actually lives in Perry... or would be willing to travel to Perry... or would be willing to relocate to Perry... especially given the way you described Perry?
I can certainly appreciate that, as is usually the case in Small-Town, Anywhere.
Part of the problem is your profile is woefully inadequate. You don't have to go overboard with details, like I do, but you have to give people enough...
Well, my feet aren't exactly cemented in place here...living here is pretty cheap, altho boring